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Can you solve this?

A man goes hunting. Starting at his tent, he goes south 1/2 of a mile. He sees a bear. He chases it 1/2 west and then shoots, but he’s out of bullets and the bear gets away. The man then goes north 1/2 of a mile to sulk at camp. What color was the bear?
too busy: Simple, the hunter forgot to check and bring some. He’s not that bright.


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Samantha and Julie are camping in the wilderness. They decide to leave their tent and walk around a lake. They?

Samantha and Julie are camping in the wilderness. They decide to leave their tent and walk around a lake. They begin by going in opposite directions. Samantha hikes at the rate of 3 miles per hour. Julie hikes at the rate of 4 miles per hour. The perimeter of the lake is 15 miles. How long will it be before they meet?


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Rate my four jokes! (20 characters)?

1) Three men are on vacation in Egypt. Curiously, they enter a tent with a sign that says "Do not enter". Inside, is 100 beautiful women. But as they are about to "enjoy" there lucky find, a bearded man with two guards enter the tent and begin accusing them of "breaking and entering". As punishment, the bearded man asks the first man, "What do you do for a living?". The man replies "A police man". Soon after, they guards shoot of his penis. Then the bearded man approaches the second man and asks the same question. "A firefighter" the man replies. Right after, they burn off his penis. Finally, the bearded man asks the question to the third man. Nervously he say’s, "A massage therapist".

2) Three men are at church for committing crimes. They confess to the priest one at a time. The first man says, "Father, i have sinned, for i have burned down a house". The priest says "You are forgiven, and you may now drink the holy water". The man drinks the water and walks away with a awkward feeling in his stomach. The second man says, "Father, I have sinned, for I have killed someone". The priest says "You are forgiven, and you may now drink the holy water". The man drinks the water and walks away with a disgusting feeling inside. Finally, the third man walks in and says "Father, I have sinned, for I peed in the holy water".

3)A red-head, brunette, and a blonde are stranded on a island. They luckily find a lamp and rub it. The genie will grant them each one wish. The red-head goes "I wish to be with my family and friends". She magically teleports home. The brunette wishes the same. The blonde wishes "I’m lonely, i wish my friends were back here."

4) A counselor is in a room with three moms. Each are obsessed with something and name there child after it. The counselor tells the first mom "You are obsessed with money, and named your daughter Penny. Then the counselor goes to the second mom and says "You are obsessed with alcohol and named your son Tequila." After hearing enough, the last mom goes "Let’s go Dick, I’ve had enough of this".


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Math probability questions!?

What is the difference between these two questions:
1.What is the probability of drawing a spade of a king from a deck of cards?
2. If a coin is flipped and one die is thrown, what is the probability of getting a head or a 4?

In the first question, I used the formula P(A) + P(B) – P(A intersect B) = P(A union B)
so (13/52) + (4/52) – (1/52)

Why can’t I use the same method for number 2?
(1/2) + (1/6) – 0
The correct answer is supposed to be 7/12

How do you do this question:
A hotel has five single rooms available, for which sex men and three women apply. What is the probability that the rooms will be tented to three men and two women?


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Men vs. Women: Survival 2 (rematch—food court hypothetical)?

The women won last round.

Assume you’re now a homeless bum, but you don’t stink or look dirty or insane b/c you’re semi-attractive and live in one of the growing American tent cities by a river to bath and wash your clothes regularly.

You panhandle on the corner daily, but during the recession no one has much compassion for anyone who refuses to take their personal advice to “get a job,” so your earnings are scarce; so scarce you’re forced to eat McDonald’s everyday, 1 Big Mac large meal per day (1350 calories). Women, you’re eating less as your budget needs include expensive monthly tampons b/c you refuse to wear a washable rag.

However, b/c you’re not a drug addict you’ve invented a reason to continue living through this hell, and that reason is your weekly stop at the local mall’s food court, which now in just it’s 3rd year is completely dominated by Chinese food, even at the Café California, they’re serving nothing but Chinese food—neat how that just happens isn’t it?

With your diet at 1350 calories per day, you’re wasting away. Aside from just its variety factor, this Chinese meal has another benefit—lack of portion control, everything is spooned from vats, which differs from McDonald’s, where the size of everything is pre-determined and doesn’t deviate (or isn’t supposed to).

Your objective is to get your Chinese meal as large as possible to boost your weekly caloric in-take so you don’t eventually starve to death (I’m not a nutritionist or a doctor—I don’t give a d-amn if one day a week is capable of making a difference, assume it does).

There are 3 real-world ways to get your food court Chinese meal as large as possible—what are they? I know b/c I’ve done it… and no I’m not fat-a/ss, I just like value for my money. Assume you CANNOT use intimidation, sex, or bribes. Assume you have an “I’m too pretty for that sh*t” attitude when it comes to eating garbage. Assume all of your Chinese food must come from the food vendor—not from patrons. …As well, assume I reserve the right to rule out any assumptions I see you making in your answers that I don’t much like.

What do you do?
edit: sorry, the focus is PORTION CONTROL–assume all the chinese food has the same calories, you just need to get MORE OF IT.
Meagan: sorry, dear, you’re gonna have to "retool" your answer to fit the additional details. …and yes, more answerers are coming *wrings his hands nervously*
am1432: at least you’re willing to think and answer–bunch of lazy cowards on GWS these days. BA so far–so how’s a TU for now? Fair trade for the star–thankee.
I AM BACK: wha-hoa–you were very close in even just guessing there–the "bucket" and "what’s left" was very close…but still not quiet there. Excellent though.


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what are the dangers of sleeping in the woods without a tent or sleeping bag?

i live in washington state and sometimes i go hiking in my backyard and sometimes get so tired i could sleep on the ground. the reason i say could is because im too scared to sleep in the woods. i think the most dangerous animal out in my area are deer. my only concern is bugs and what they could do. what should i worry about?


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I had the most awful dream and can't come up with any explanation for it. It actually made me feel sick?

I don’t get why I had a dream like this. Today was a happy day. I can’t remember some parts of it, but the parts I do remember were sick and disgusting and very vivid.

It started out that I was in the USA and I was hanging out with some people, drinking and having fun. One of the people was the guy who plays Earl Hickey on "My Name is Earl." That could be because I was watching "My Name is Earl" earlier and I often have dreams about the people I see on television. But that’s not the part that scared me.

I’m not sure how it happened, but I was suddenly in another country and I think I was working on a documentary crew. I’m not positive, but I think we were somewhere in the Amazon. We were in one of the native villages and the people of the village were getting ready to celebrate something.

Our first stop was at a tent where we heard screaming. We went inside and witnessed a man’s leg being cut off for the celebration. Then we watched them burn the stump to close the wound and watched them cook the leg. The leg got bigger as they cooked it and the man (their sacrifice) died as we watched. I remember wanting to help him and being sick to my stomach, but the rest of my crew wouldn’t let me try to stop them. Then the chief of the village told us that all of their sacrifices volunteer to be sacrifices for the celebration and they sew 100 legs together and eat them for the celebration.

Then we left that tent. We heard a woman crying and we went to where she was. She was yelling at the chief that he had killed her babies and she was quite upset to say the least. She saw me and I was the only other woman in the tent. She wanted sympathy and she brought her "babies" over to me. The "babies" weren’t babies though. They looked more like test tubes with black liquid in them and what kind of looked like a moving yellow cat’s eye marble. She handed them to me and for some reason, I started tipping the tubes back and forth. There were actually TWO of what looked like yellow cat’s eye marbles in each tube. When one cat’s eye marble bounced off of the other, the woman told me that was her baby’s brain and it wouldn’t join back with the skull (the other marble.) That is how she knew her babies were dead. The chief seemed really happy though. He said again that all of their sacrifices were volunteers and they could use the black liquid as sauce on the meat for tonight’s feast.

THEN I was back in the USA and it was Halloween. When I wouldn’t eat any candy because my stomach still felt sick, they sent me back to the Amazon.

So then our third stop was a tent where a handsome young man had just gotten his leg cut off, only he was happy and smiling about it. He proudly showed us his stump and said he was going to eat his own leg at the celebration. How many people get to do that? And he laughed and we left.

We were walking from tent to tent when I heard what sounded like one of those documentary voices, only I couldn’t understand a lot of what he said, except something like "This tribe sometimes takes in children from other tribes. Unfortunately, they sometimes end up being sacrifices for tonight’s celebration."

Suddenly we were looking at a woman holding a baby boy on her lap. The baby boy was white. She told us she had kidnapped him from a white missionary couple and he was 2 years old. Then she laughed and said it was time to prepare him. Would we like to watch?

First she traced a blade along the baby’s cheek, but didn’t cut anything. Then she started cutting his hair. I remember feeling this sense of impending doom for the baby. Then I woke up and ran to the bathroom and threw up.

I’ve never had a dream this disgusting and vivid before. I can’t think of any reason why I would have a dream like this.

Anyway, if you have any thoughts about the dream, please share them and even if you don’t know, please let me know you read it because I always had this superstition that if you didn’t want a dream to come true, you should tell someone else about it and I definitely don’t want this dream coming true.


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If any of you have read the book "Catch 22" by Joseph Heller, please tell me if these answers are correct?

Catch 22

1. Why does Doc Daneeka dislike the war?
-He lost everything, had a good life back home
2. What caused Hungry Joe’s nightmares?
-Huple’s cat
3. Shortly after promotion, Major Major became a ______
-recluse
4. The dead man in Yossarian’s tent was a _______
-replacement pilot, Mudd
5. Yossarian recieved a medal + promotion to captain for ____ -a coverup of the disaster over Ferari.
6. Why did Yossarian beg Luciana to get dressed?
-So Hungry Joe wouldn’t photograph them naked
7. Colonel Catchcar wanted prayers before each mission because ____ -Saw another Colonel in Saturday Evening Post with chaplain/will do anything to get promoted
8. Lieutenant Schiezkopf began his rapid rise in rank for
-doing well in the parades/marches
9. Why did Yossarian not wear clothes when being presented his medal? -Dramatized by Snowdens death or to protest flying more missions
10. Dobbs asked Yossarian to help him by _____
-Helping him assasinate Colonel Catchart.
11. Milo’s M&M Enterprise almost collapses when _____
-He can’t sell the Egyptian cotton
12. Why did Flume live in the woods?
-Afriad Chief White Halfoat would slit his throat
13. Why wasn’t Yossarian sent home after being found insane? -Catch-22, a man who is afraid of death is sane
14. While saving Snowden, Yossarian mistakenly_____
-cares for the wrong wound
15. Which did NOT occur because Kid Sampsons death?
-Nurse Duckett requested a transfer
16. What happened to Dunbar?
-mysteriously dissapears in the hospital.
17. The officers found the Chaplain guilty of _____
-forging letters as Washington Irving
18. Yossarian was blamed for demoralizing his squadron because he ______ -not sure, for not flying missions? Please respond if you know the answer.
19. Who was the Nazi assasin who attacked Yossarian?
-Nately’s whore
20. What gave Yossarian renewed hope?
-Orr making it to Sweden.


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Is a hammock better than a tent when hiking?

Thinking about switching to a hammock, but need some reviews


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Can anyone tell me if this coleman tent is any good?

Looking for a lightweight 2 man tent. Have seen the coleman bedrock 2 and its a reasonable price but can anyone tell me if its any good?


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Directions: Look at each of the sentences below. write "Yes" if a sentence contains figurative language.

"Yes" "No" Item Sentence Which figure
of speech?
Yes No 1. The settlers faced hardships and danger.
Yes No 2. People held their breath. idiom
Yes No 3. They had to deal with wild animals, harsh weather, and sickness.
Yes No 4. Fuzzy monster spiders!
Yes No 5. George Goodner was one of the many men living in the tents.
Yes No 6. There was very little water.
Yes No 7. They tiptoed on the cots in the tents.
Yes No 8. Many people passed away.
Yes No 9. Typhoid fever is caused when human wastes mix with ground water.
Yes No 10. The trap doors keep their burrows cool during the day.
Yes No 11. Not only did the spiders crawl, people’s skin crawled, too.
Yes No 12. The tents covered the prairie like snowflakes.
Yes No 13. People use the creeks for bathhouses and rest rooms.
Yes No 14. The ground was covered with a moving blanket of tarantulas.
Yes No 15. But adults died, too.
Yes No 16. Their dreams died with them.
Yes No 17. There were so many streets of tents that they formed a tent city.
Yes No 18. The spiders were everywhere! There were millions of them!


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Christians, can you explain some of these atrocities?

GE 34:13-29 The Israelites kill Hamor, his son, and all the men of their village, taking as plunder their wealth, cattle, wives and children.

GE 6:11-17, 7:11-24 God is unhappy with the wickedness of man and decides to do something about it. He kills every living thing on the face of the earth other than Noah’s family and thereby makes himself the greatest mass murderer in history.

GE 19:26 God personally sees to it that Lot’s wife is turned to a pillar of salt (for having looked behind her while fleeing the destruction of Sodom and Gomorrah).

GE 38:9 "… whenever he lay with his brother’s wife, he spilled his semen on the ground to keep from producing offspring for his brother. What he did was wicked …, so the Lord put him to death."

EX 2:12 Moses murders an Egyptian.

EX 7:1, 14, 9:14-16, 10:1-2, 11:7 The purpose of the devastation that God brings to the Egyptians is as follows:
to show that he is Lord;
to show that there is none like him in all the earth;
to show his great power;
to cause his name to be declared throughout the earth;
to give the Israelites something to talk about with their children;
to show that he makes a distinction between Israel and Egypt.

EX 9:22-25 A plague of hail from the Lord strikes down everything in the fields of Egypt both man and beast except in Goshen where the Israelites reside.

EX 12:29 The Lord kills all the first-born in the land of Egypt.

EX 17:13 With the Lord’s approval, Joshua mows down Amalek and his people.

EX 21:20-21 With the Lord’s approval, a slave may be beaten to death with no punishment for the perpetrator as long as the slave doesn’t die too quickly.

EX 32:27 "Put every man his sword by his side, and go in and out from gate to gate throughout the camp, and slay every man his brother, and every man his companion, and every man his neighbor.

EX 32:27-29 With the Lord’s approval, the Israelites slay 3000 men.

LE 26:7-8 The Lord promises the Israelites that, if they are obedient, their enemies will "fall before your sword."

LE 26:22 "I will also send wild beasts among you, which shall rob you of your children."

LE 26:29, DT 28:53, JE 19:9, EZ 5:8-10 As a punishment, the Lord will cause people to eat the flesh of their own sons and daughters and fathers and friends.

LE 27:29 Human sacrifice is condoned. (Note: An example is given in JG 11:30-39)

NU 11:33 The Lord smites the people with a great plague.

NU 12:1-10 God makes Miriam a leper for seven days because she and Aaron had spoken against Moses.

NU 15:32-36 A Sabbath breaker (who had gathered sticks for a fire) is stoned to death at the Lord’s command.

NU 16:27-33 The Lord causes the earth to open and swallow up the men and their households (including wives and children) because the men had been rebellious.

NU 16:35 A fire from the Lord consumes 250 men.

NU 16:49 A plague from the Lord kills 14,700 people.

NU 21:3 The Israelites utterly destroy the Canaanites.

NU 21:6 Fiery serpents, sent by the Lord, kill many Israelites.

NU 21:35 With the Lord’s approval, the Israelites slay Og "… and his sons and all his people, until there was not one survivor left …."

NU 25:4 (KJV) "And the Lord said unto Moses, take all the heads of the people, and hang them up before the Lord against the sun …."

NU 25:8 "He went after the man of Israel into the tent, and thrust both of them through, the man of Israel, and the woman through her belly."

NU 25:9 24,000 people die in a plague from the Lord.

NU 31:9 The Israelites capture Midianite women and children.

NU 31:17-18 Moses, following the Lord’s command, orders the Israelites to kill all the Midianite male children and "… every woman who has known man …." (Note: How would it be determined which women had known men? One can only speculate.)

NU 31:31-40 32,000 virgins are taken by the Israelites as booty. Thirty-two are set aside (to be sacrificed?) as a tribute for the Lord.

DT 2:33-34 The Israelites utterly destroy the men, women, and children of Sihon.

DT 3:6 The Israelites utterly destroy the men, women, and children of Og.

DT 7:2 The Lord commands the Israelites to "utterly destroy" and shown "no mercy" to those whom he gives them for defeat.

DT 20:13-14 "When the Lord delivers it into your hand, put to the sword all the males …. As for the women, the children, the livestock and everything else in the city, you may take these as plunder for yourselves."

DT 20:16 "In the cities of the nations the Lord is giving you as an inheritance, do not leave alive anything that breathes."

DT 21:10-13 With the Lord’s approval, the Israelites are allowed to take "beautiful women" from the enemy camp to be their captive wives. If, after sexual relations, the husband has "no delight" in his wife, he can simply let her go.

DT 28:53 "You will eat the fruit of the womb, the flesh of the sons and daughters the Lord your God has given you."

JS 1:1-9, 18 Joshua re
JS 1:1-9, 18 Joshua receives the Lord’s blessing for all the bloody endeavors to follow.

JS 6:21-27 With the Lord’s approval, Joshua destroys the city of Jericho men, women, and children with the edge of the sword.

JS 7:19-26 Achan, his children and his cattle are stoned to death because Achan had taken a taboo thing.

JS 8:22-25 With the Lord’s approval, Joshua utterly smites the people of Ai, killing 12,000 men and women, so that there were none who escaped.

JS 10:10-27 With the help of the Lord, Joshua utterly destroys the Gibeonites.

JS 10:28 With the Lord’s approval, Joshua utterly destroys the people of Makkedah.

JS 10:30 With the Lord’s approval, Joshua utterly destroys the Libnahites.

JS 10:32-33 With the Lord’s approval, Joshua utterly destroys the people of Lachish.

JS 10:34-35 With the Lord’s approval, Joshua utterly destroys the Eglonites.

JS 10:36-37 With the Lord’s approval, Joshua utterly destroys the Hebronites.
JS 10:38-39 With the Lord’s approval, Joshua utterly destroys the Debirites.

JS 10:40 (A summary statement.) "So Joshua defeated the whole land …; he left none remaining, but destroyed all that breathed, as the Lord God of Israel commanded."

JS 11:6 The Lord orders horses to be hamstrung. (Exceedingly cruel.)

JS 11:8-15 "And the lord gave them into the hand of Israel, …utterly destroying them; there was none left that breathed …."

JS 11:20 "For it was the Lord’s doing to harden their hearts that they should come against Israel in battle, in order that they should be utterly destroyed, and should receive no mercy but be exterminated, as the Lord commanded Moses."

JS 11:21-23 Joshua utterly destroys the Anakim.

JG 1:4 With the Lord’s support, Judah defeats 10,000 Canaanites at Bezek.

JG 1:6 With the Lord’s approval, Judah pursues Adoni-bezek, catches him, and cuts off his thumbs and big toes.

JG 1:8 With the Lord’s approval, Judah smites Jerusalem.

JG 1:17 With the Lord’s
JG 1:4 With the Lord’s support, Judah defeats 10,000 Canaanites at Bezek.

JG 1:6 With the Lord’s approval, Judah pursues Adoni-bezek, catches him, and cuts off his thumbs and big toes.

JG 1:8 With the Lord’s approval, Judah smites Jerusalem.

JG 1:17 With the Lord’s approval, Judah and Simeon utterly destroy the Canaanites who inhabited Zephath.

JG 3:29 The Israelites kill about 10,000 Moabites.

JG 3:31 (A restatement.) Shamgar killed 600 Philistines with an oxgoad.

JG 4:21 Jael takes a tent stake and hammers it through the head of Sisera, fastening it to the ground.

JG 7:19-25 The Gideons defeat the Midianites, slay their princes, cut off their heads, and bring the heads back to Gideon.

JG 8:15-21 The Gideons slaughter the men of Penuel.

JG 9:5 Abimalech murders his brothers.

JG 9:45 Abimalech and his men kill all the people in the city.

JG 9:53-54 "A woman dropped a stone on his head and cracked his skull. Hurriedly he called to his armor-bearer, ‘Draw your sword and kill m
JG 11:29-39 Jepthah sacrifices his beloved daughter, his only child, according to a vow he has made with the Lord.

JG 14:19 The Spirit of the Lord comes upon a man and causes him to slay thirty men.

JG 15:15 Samson slays 1000 men with the jawbone of an ass.

JG 16:21 The Philistines gouge out Samson’s eyes.

JG 16:27-30 Samson, with the help of the Lord, pulls down the pillars of the Philistine house and causes his own death and that of 3000 other men and women.
1SA 7:7-11 Samuel and his men smite the Philistines.

1SA 11:11 With the Lord’s blessing, Saul and his men cut down the Ammonites.

1SA 14:31 Jonathan and his men strike down the Philistines.

1SA 14:48 Saul smites the Amalekites.

1SA 15:3, 7-8 "This is what the Lord says: Now go and smite Amalek, and utterly destroy all that they have; do not spare them, but kill both man and woman, infant and suckling, ox and sheep, camel and ass ….’ And Saul … utterly destroyed all the people with the edge of the sword."

1SA 15:33 "Samuel hewed Agag in pieces before the Lord …."

1SA 18:7 The women sing as they make merry: "Saul has slain his thousands and David his ten thousands."

1SA 18:27 David murders 200 Philistines, then cuts off their foreskins.

1SA 30:17 David smites the Amalekites.
HO 13:16 "They shall fall by the sword: their infants shall be dashed in pieces, and their women with child shall be ripped up."

MI 3:2-3 "… who pluck off their skin …, and their flesh from off their bones; Who also eat the flesh of my people, and flay their skin from off them; and they break their bones, and chop them in pieces, as for the pot, and as flesh within the caldron."

MT 3:12, 8:12, 10:21, 13:30, 42, 22:13, 24:51, 25:30, LK 13:28, JN 5:24 Some will spend eternity burning in Hell. There will be weeping, wailing and gnashing of teeth.

MT 10:21 "… the brother shall deliver up his brother to death, and the father his child, … children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death."

MT 10:35-36 "For I have come to turn a man against his father, a daughter against her mother, a daughter-in-law against her mother-in-law a man’s enemies will be the members of his own family."

MT 11:21-24 Jesus curses [the inhabitants of] three cities who were no
MT 11:21-24 Jesus curses [the inhabitants of] three cities who were not sufficiently impressed with his great works.

AC 13:11 Paul purposefully blinds a man (though not permanently).

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theres lots more ,…but….
"And he brought out the people that were in it, and cut them with saws, and with harrows of iron, and with axes…" (I Chronicles 20:3)
"And to the others he said in mine hearing, Go ye after him through the city, and smite: let not your eye spare, neither have ye pity: Slay utterly old and young, both maids, and little children, and woman: but come not near any man upon whom is the mark; and begin at my sanctuary. Then they began at the ancient men which were before the house." (Ezekiel 9:5-6)


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What kind of food would be good to take on a biking/hiking trip in 80 degree weather?

A couple of friends and I are planning a three day bike trip. Every night we would pitch a tent. What would be some good food that we could take and it would still be alright to eat after being left in a back pack in almost 80 degree weather?


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i slept with another guy who wasnt my boy friend of 4 1/2 yrs?

(this will be long, but I seriously need advice…) so im 19 almost 20. i’ve had the same B/F since 9th grade! he IS the nicest guy. respectful. hardworking. handy. caring. he has all of his sh*t together… going to be a fire fighter, and going through all the training…has a job. drug free. hes a guy who will ALWAYS get up and help someone. dishes, doors, groceries, yardwork…if he sees someone working, hes not just gonna sit and watch. hes also good looking. he never makes me sweat by going out or talking to any other ladies…so heres the problem…i dont love him, and i havent for …for ever. ive tried to break up MANY time…but some how he sucks me back in…EVEN when i cheated on him before and i tried to break up! I used to have a ton of friends. I used to go drink. i used to party. Now i do nothing. yes some are gonna say you dont need to drink or go out…but yes…normal young adults DO! No friends…because they party or smoke…and its not like he tells me to not go hang w/ them…its like hes somehow made me Feel that its soo terrible too that I FEEL I DONT want to either…i have no life…its like the time we were together…my life has been paused. im waiting to live…but i just say itll get better. Yes i know when we break up my life will feel like its over. Im isolated. no friends. and hardly any family. no job. school yes but no goal or idea what i want to do. like my life was on pause and i havent grown much…im pretty sure im also socially retarted. another thing is he doesnt kiss me. we have great sex…and try many things…but hardly any kissing…and he finally told me im not a good kisser! 4 yrs and he doesnt like my kiss. (hes a very nice guy though keep in mind with a great family- i love everyone in his family) i went to mexico..(god i hope no one who knows me is reading this…because it would be easy to figure out who it was but all well)… any ways…diving w/ my mom…met a photographer/artist/teacher diver there. nice guy. moms age. so we (who just came by our selves start to hang out out side of diving and exchange pictures on the computers (we had an underwater cam too so we gave him some pics aswell. anyways he says his nephew is comming up. so i meet him the next day on the dive boat. name is brandon. social worker. has ife on track. we dov 4 times together. hung out the4 of us) exchangedmore photos. then 7 of us all go out the senor frogs ( some other divers…my mom and a couple an older man and brandons uncle. they all left early. we dancedgot drunk. i kissed him. we danced harder and closer. left. walked down the streets of cozumel. ( this trip i talked to everyone. was friendly. Im shy and dont talk usually) we made out on a desserted beach. i wanted it so we went to 7-11…talked to some manb watching his tent from theifs …lol…caught a toad…some uge beetles. FUN. something i dont have much of. we went to the beach and had sex. not a quickie… all the f play…kinky guy…and i loved it. so tell me im a whore. ive had sex w/ 4 people now/. a guy b4 my b/f then another. then my b/f. and then brandon. thats it …4. i kno alot who have done more. any ways i have to tell him. how do i do it? he desserves to know. we cant stay together. things will get worst b4 they get better. im going home today and have to face him. Any ADVICE
13 minutes ago – 4 days left to answer.

I want friends. a group of them to do things w/…camp, hike bike. but my bf used to have alot of friends too…now has non…i dont understand…but we are shelterd by the world hideing behind each other… and only having eachother. its not healthy. its not even that i want a different guy…not even brandon. i just want friends and experiences. stories to tell. do i do a letter. ext email…face to face


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Hey Mom's can you use a great Chuckle in your Pregnancy?? How about a man banned from Wal-mart?

Here is one for ya! I am feeling horriable, and just tired, My heart is shorting out off and on!! But this E-Mail had me giggleing so much that I wanted to share it!!
:D ear Mrs. Fenton,
Over the past six months, your husband has been causing quite a commotion in our store. We cannot tolerate this behavior and may be forced to ban both of you from the store.. Our complaints against Mr. Fenton are listed below and are documented by our video surveillance cameras.
1. June 15: Took 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people’s carts when they weren’t looking.
2. July 2: Set all the alarm clocks in House wares to go off at 5 minute intervals.
4. July 19: Walked up to an employee and told her in an official voice, ‘Code 3 in House wares. Get on it right away.’
5. August 4: Went to the Service Desk and tried to put a bag of M&M’s on layaway.
6. September 14: Moved a ‘CAUTION – WET FLOOR’ sign to a carpeted area.
7. September 15: Set up a tent in the camping department & told other shoppers he’d invite them in if they would bring pillows and blankets from the bedding department.
8. September 23: When a clerk asked if they could help him he began crying and screamed, ‘Why can’t you people just leave me alone?’
9. October 4: Looked right into the security camera & used it as a mirror while he picked his nose.
10. November 10: While handling guns in the hunting department, he asked the clerk where the antidepressants were.
11. December 3: Darted around the store suspiciously while loudly humming the ‘Mission Impossible’ theme
12. December 6: In the auto department, he practiced his ‘Madonna look’ by using different sizes of funnels.
13. December 18: Hid in a clothing rack and when people browsed through, yelled ‘PICK ME! PICK ME!’
14. December 21: When an announcement came over the loud speaker, he assumed a fetal position and screamed ‘OH NO! IT’S THOSE VOICES AGAIN!’
And last, but not least
15. December 23: Went into a fitting room, shut the door, waited awhile, and then yelled very loudly, ‘Hey! There’s no toilet paper! in here!’
Regards, Wal-Mart
Hey Momma’s to be and other mom’s too! I put this here so all mom’s can get a great smile from this, can you all imagine your husbands doing this?? Ha That would be funny!!
God Bless and EnJoy!!


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